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HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET No.2

Posted on February 24th, 2009 zshapiro No comments

Well this one has been making the rounds of the internet for several days but that won’t stop me from using it again. After all it fits so well in my How Stupid Can You Get series.

In 2007 Joshua Kay turned on his red light and a siren in his car to pull over another driver for speeding. Only two problems–first he was not a police officer and second the driver of the car he pulled over was a police officer. He was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Well since 2007 he got arrested for two more misdemeanors and they finally threw him in the Madison pokey for 30 days.

Well he tells some of his fellow inmates that he has a secret to tell them.(Anyone really think you can keep a secret in the jail?) He tells them that he is an uncover sheriff’s deputy checking up on the jail staff. Well guess what his friends rat on him and he is charged with a second count of impersonating an officer.
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