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HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET–NO. 7 or HOW HUNGRY CAN YOU GET– NO.1

Posted on September 29th, 2009 zshapiro No comments

Antonio Judd of Worcester, Massachusetts flashed a pellet gun at a man in a park. He stole a hot dog from the man. According to an article in Seattlepi.com Judd devoured the hot dog and spilled mustard all over himself. The article says that when he was arrested he had a pellet gun and a knife (for cutting the hot dog?) on him but it doesn’t say whether his shirt was covered with mustard.

Judd is now spending eighteen months in prison. That should give him time to think about the additional penalties for using a gun during a petty theft crime.
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